lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off . case solved
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
did i allow u to have fun without me
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
no we just hold it in for a week.
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore